Men are never right. That’s why women were invented, to think for you assholes.
Derek Hale Gets Dressed Up to Go See Scott’s Girlfriend, the Pt. II:
"Your friend’s really nice," Kira says.
Scott blinks, bleary, drops his sandwich into his lap. “What?”
"You know," Kira says. "the one with the—your peanut butter’s falling out." She waves a hand in front of her face, trying to come up with a colour for the guy’s eyes, his neat hair, the dark plush of his stubble. "The—yeah."
Scott nods, picking up his sandwich and lifting it halfway to his mouth before letting it drop again. “Yeah,” he says, lockers clanging lightly when he leans his head against them. “Stiles ‘s the best guy I know.”
"Oh," Kira blinks, suddenly off-balance. "It—not Stiles."
Scott cracks an eye open, frowning. “You don’t think Stiles is nice?”
"No! I mean—" Stiles isn’t at all, talks about demons like they’re a joke and looks straight through her in the hallways. He, on the other hand— “Has a beard? He was wearing a leather jacket, drives this big, black SUV—”
"What?" Scott’s straightened up now, staring with two open, concerned eyes.
"He was really nice," she reassures him. Opened her doors, let her talk; curled his fingers around Stiles’ bat like it was something precious. “Total gentleman. Kind of smart too.”
Maybe she hasn’t given Stiles enough credit after all.
"I—yeah," Scott says, sagging back against the wall again.
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
Happy International Women's Day!
Since it doesn’t look like anyone’s getting arrested today what do you say we put sex back on the table?
Sterek AU: Stiles is excited to finally get to do some real undercover work. All he has to do is seduce a man into agreeing to pay to have sex with him. Shouldn’t be too hard… right?
Derek is part of an ongoing investigation into a human trafficking ring. Tonight he has the fun job of rounding up sex workers to see if any of them have any information on their bosses.
This is what happens when people don’t read their inter-agency memos. Chaos.
Based on this post
#R.I.P John Watson’s heterosexuality